This music sounds like whales raping each other.
Mac, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
2 years ago
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What is this I don't even
| [22: | 23] <Vanny> you, uh |
| [22: | 23] <Vanny> never know with that ADAM |
| [22: | 24] <Vanny> what's gonna happen |
| [22: | 24] <Vanny> to your dick |
| [22: | 24] <Antlions> Best plasmid ever |
| [22: | 24] <Vanny> it might perhaps put out another fruiting body |
| [22: | 24] <Vanny> like a mushroom |
| [22: | 24] <Hado_Geii_Rosie> DOUBLE DICK PLASMID |
| [22: | 24] <Antlions> AND WHEN YOU UPGRADE, YOU GET DICKS EVERYWHERE |
| [22: | 24] <Antlions> lawdy |
2 years ago
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monkeyknifefight | notulysses | donnanoble (via harkavagarant)
OH JESUS CHRIST
THIS IS WONDERFUL
2 years ago
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CHRIS: I’m not nervous, I’m cautious.
Ashes to Ashes 1.01After Friday’s finale, Chris’ statement is rather tragic.
OMG, my heart just broke! (again)
2 years ago
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The Comedian is so badass.
| Eeeeerectin' a dispenser! says: | |
| THEY DON'T MAKE CONDOMS BIG ENOUGH FOR EDDIE BLAKE | |
| WELL THEY DO, BUT ONLY ZOO KEEPERS CAN GET THEM... FOR ELEPHANTS | |
| julieclairelavoie says: | |
| Actually walruses have the second largest dong in any mammal | |
| Eeeeerectin' a dispenser! says: | |
| "According to National Geographic, average length of an African elephant penis is about 2 meters" | |
| i lmao'ed | |
| julieclairelavoie says: | |
| LOL LOL | |
| Eeeeerectin' a dispenser! says: | |
| EDDIE WOULD DROP HIS PANTS AND IT WOULD JUST UNRAVEL | |
| AND HE'D BE LIKE | |
| ;D | |
| julieclairelavoie says: | |
| It takes a whole minute for it to unravel all the way | |
| Eeeeerectin' a dispenser! says: | |
| and it does it in slow motion |
2 years ago
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I’ve been watching ‘Waking the Baby Mammoth’ on National Geographic, and it has some snazzy CGI, which proves just how adorable a baby mammoth would be, and how they should hurry up and fuckin’ clone one.
2 years ago
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